"I don’t hate people. I just feel better when they aren’t around."
|student:||hey government can I have some money to go to university
|uk government:||sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
|scottish government:||nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
|us government:||no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
Portlandia season 4 episode 1
I am Doug. You are Doug. We are all Doug.